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# 99 Problems
- URL: https://dianaludwick.com/99-problems/
- Published: 2026-04-09T21:10:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-24T20:09:47.000Z
- Description: “99 Problems,” a haiku written April 09, poem #099 in a series of 365 poems written by Diana Ludwick in 2026. Photo: "Nine(ty nine) Candles," by Diana Ludwick (c) 2026.
- Author: Diana Ludwick
- Tags: 2026 Poetry Challenge, Generational, Haiku, Humor, Poems, Unserious, 99 Problems, April, Homage, ninety-nine, Rap, Tongue-in-cheek, Wit, #Migrated-1792872215677, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-24 20:03

I've got ninety-nine   
problems, but this poem's not one.  
Homage to rap and wit.