{"id":131,"date":"2026-01-11T20:26:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-11T20:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2026-01-11T20:33:01","modified_gmt":"2026-01-11T20:33:01","slug":"buttermilk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Buttermilk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Glug, glug slosh<br>Viscous buttermilk slides out <br>From its jug<br>To drape into the confines of a temporary vessel,<br>Rendering transparent Pyrex opaque. <br><br>Into the measuring cup goes <br>Two eggs, swirled into homogeneity with a slim whisk,<br>A covetous dose of vanilla bean paste and<br>What remains of the melted butter --<br>That which did not explode and coat the <br>Interior of the sighing microwave. <br><br>Whirling this concoction to a <br>Golden creamy slurry<br>Now pour, drip, splat<br>Into a concave field of flour<br>Leavening agents, and<br>Rosy mineral<br>Carved from the Himalayas.<br><br>Disparate substances <br>Converge to be of purpose.<br><br>Commence, the catalyst:<br>Baking soda hisses at contact with bright liquid<br>Eggs moisturize ground grains<br>Butter percolates throughout.<br><br>A toasty landing strip<br>In the form of countertop griddle<br>Receives heady clouds of batter which <br>Hydroplane atop <br>Sizzling streaks of grapeseed oil.<br><br>Science retires and faith enters:<br>Will the pasty globs rise into meltaway miracles?<br>Where are the bubbles - divine proof of progress? <br><br>Slowly, seams of golden butter<br>Seap from the surface.<br><br>A watched pot resists boiling;<br>A monitored pancake evades firming.<br><br>With no hurry, a first bubble<br>An ambivalent explorer, crests and bursts forth.<br>Then, millenia later, a second orb pops.<br><br>A troop of beige rounds now crisp at the edges;<br>Once slick tops grow matte and spongy.<br><br>Belief restored; the chef breathes.<br><br>Supple silicone slides deep<br>Under the hidden bottoms of each mound.<br> <br>Further trust is summoned:<br>Will this flip or flounder?<br><br>Hypothesis tested: <br>First contender executes a wobbly one-eighty.<br>Success! <br>Now, another, then a third.<br><br>The black landscape fills with gold and sepia discs<br>With craggly circumferi and pock-marked crusts,<br>Yet tender, yielding to a spatula overhead.<br><br>Caught unaware by the arrival much prayed for,<br>Still surprising after decades of incantations and practice,<br>The cook cries out:<br>Breakfast! Run! <br><br>And there, upon plates found just in time, <br>Cakes escape scorching by milliseconds<br>Landing plumply and pliable<br>On outstretched porcelain.<br><br>A pat - okay three<br>Skate across pillowy piles.<br>Burnished treacle pirouettes <br>From its poised spoon.<br><br>And now - an offer of grace<br>A small blessing, this feast<br>In the calm space of a <br>Quiet Sunday.<br><br>My center will not hold;<br>Soon I too will be a bubble, traveling up<br>Emerging into a noisy world.<br><br>Until then, the holy trinity<br>Pancakes Syrup Butter<br>Cloak me in safety and peace.<br>Amen and blessed be.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Buttermilk,&#8221; a prayerful scientific experiment. 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