{"id":1965,"date":"2026-06-21T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=1965"},"modified":"2026-07-04T17:25:43","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T17:25:43","slug":"whos-gonna-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=1965","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Gonna Know"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">In 1980 my mom made a tray <br>of homemade rice crispy treats<br>browning butter, <br>melting marshmallows<br>swirling malted rice puffs <br>into the sugary fatty slick.<br><br>And she set it aside<br>for her husband's admiration.<br><br>But then it called to her.<br>So she took a table knife.<br>And she cut the <br>sliveriest razor thin, <br>deli meat-thick strip<br>off the edge of the tray.<br><br>Imperceptible. <br>No one will know.<br>Surely, <br>not her tired husband.<br><br>And then ten minutes later, <br>she shaved another slice <br>off the edge,<br>this time sashimi thick.<br><br>And this process <br>of winnowing<br>continued<br>over the span of <br>hours<br>until<br>all that was left<br>was a single<br>two inch square.<br><br>Which she transferred <br>smartly, she thought,<br>to a bread plate,<br>and presented proudly <br>upon his return that night.<br><br>He looked at the small offering<br>and said, \"Thanks! Where are the rest?\"<br><br>And that's the day<br>my mom learned<br>if you're going to eat <br>almost the whole tray<br>of rice crispy treats<br>you better consume it entirely<br>lest there be pesky questions<br>that have no pat answers.<br><br>And so on this day, in 2026<br>when my daughter made me <br>\"a whole tray\"<br>of rice crispy treats<br>yet had left a knife lain on the edge<br>I had to peer in and inspect.<br>Lo and behold, <br>the left flank had attrition<br>which to the untrained eye <br>might have passed muster.<br><br>But I, <br>the daughter of the chagrined, <br>and the mother <br>of a boundary pusher,<br>knew well enough to discern <br>an early taste check.<br><br>\"No one's gunna know\" <br>she retorted, <br>in the face of <br>my silent scrutiny.<br><br>\"They're gonna know,\" <br>I declare.<br>\"Hand me that knife.\"<br><br><br><br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWho&#8217;s Gonna Know?\u201d written Sunday, June 21, poem 172 in a series of 365 poems written by Diana Ludwick in 2026. Photo, &#8220;No One Will Know Theyre Gonna Know,&#8221; an almost full tray of Rice Crispy Treats by Diana Ludwick (c) 2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2032,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,311,200,887,2,551],"tags":[1664,1669,1665,1288,1666,1663,134,1668,1667],"class_list":["post-1965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2026-poetry-challenge","category-generational","category-humor","category-loosely-hinged","category-poems","category-unserious","tag-almost-full-pans","tag-deception","tag-generational-wisdom","tag-june","tag-like-grandma-like-granddaughter","tag-rice-crispy-treats","tag-summer","tag-theyre-gonna-know","tag-whos-gonna-know"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1965"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2036,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions\/2036"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}