{"id":2755,"date":"2026-09-13T13:47:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-13T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2026-09-30T22:36:27","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T22:36:27","slug":"anatomical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"Anatomical"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\"><br>Imagine my surprise<br>when my day of baking<br>birthed pin-up art<br>from dough on the rise<br><br>Novice scalpel skills to blame, no doubt.<br>My incisions in would-be dinner rolls <br>puff into a Lilith Fair field of Bare Naked Ladies<br>labia minora, majora, <br>minor chord, oh my gourd.<br><br>I lean in, inspect my graphic goodies:<br>shorts hairs of dough line the lips,<br>sesame seeds play as goose flesh<br>and that tawny soft inner, <br>well that's thanks to teff.<br><br>Cheeks rosy with shock,<br>I stare at my assembly of womanly bits,<br>and I already know:<br>F--- it, <br>I'll still butter these biscuits.<br><br><br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAnatomical,\u201d on the surprise of opening the oven to a tray of She\/Her\/Hers rolls that came anaotomically complete with lady parts, written Sunday, September 13, 2026 poem 256 in a series of 365 poems written by Diana Ludwick in 2026. Photo: &#8220;Field of Ladies,&#8221;  by Diana Ludwick \u00a9 2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,811,200,2,750,551],"tags":[2931,1795,2940,2161,2937,2658,2941,2945,2938,2944,2932,9,2934,2620,2939,2936,2933,2942,2621,2935,2943,1463,1440],"class_list":["post-2755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2026-poetry-challenge","category-current-events","category-humor","category-poems","category-pun-y-tongue-in-cheek","category-unserious","tag-anatomical","tag-baked-goods","tag-bare-naked-ladies","tag-biscuits","tag-blushing","tag-buns","tag-cheeks","tag-fine-hairs","tag-genitalia","tag-goose-flesh","tag-graphic-baked-goods","tag-humor","tag-lady-parts","tag-late-summer","tag-lilith-fair","tag-oh-my","tag-rolls","tag-rosy","tag-september","tag-she-her-hers","tag-shock","tag-sourdough","tag-this-is-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2846,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions\/2846"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}