{"id":2788,"date":"2026-09-16T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-16T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2026-10-16T01:19:30","modified_gmt":"2026-10-16T01:19:30","slug":"product","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=2788","title":{"rendered":"Product"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">\"Are you afraid of volume?\" <br>Her friend barrels through the front door, <br>an armload of products and corded devices<br>precariously teetering in her slender limbs.<br><br>My daughter is a statue,<br>with frozen appendages <br>yet darting eyes, <br>shifting to seek a right answer.<br><br>\"Let's get you CURLY! <br>\"Bring me to your bathroom!\"<br>The pal's commanding voice makes me think to comply, too.<br>I peer my head over the second floor landing;<br>see one wet head and one curly head turn for the hall bath.<br><br>I put together, slowly, <br>that this play date has a chief purpose:<br>to prepare my teen <br>for tomorrow's class picture day.<br><br>For more than the length of a Hollywood movie,<br>I hear a duet of voices enunciating loudly <br>over the shrill of a roaring Dyson.<br><br>There is laughter and chastising; <br>\"Does your mom own mousse?\"<br>And: \"Can you go grab her styling tool?\"<br>And then: <br>\"WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PRODUCT!\"<br><br>My headstrong daughter is abnormally compliant.<br>She soaks in the advice and the critiques <br>and the Curly Girl techniques as if sacred texts, <br>as if her brain itself is a thirsty follicle wanting for pomade.<br><br>As if her mother <br>does not have life-long curls<br>as if she did not inherit <br>those <em>Splash<\/em>-worthy ringlets<br>from somewhere close to home.<br><br>I hear her scaling the stairs<br>I duck into my office; unseen, as always.<br>Entering my bedroom boldy, freely.<br>She riffles about as if her own stockroom,<br>and after two minutes of searching and looting,<br>she hustles out again.<br><br>I peek after her; <br>she dashes down the stairs.<br>As she scampers down,<br>a bottle of Oribe Eternal Curls polish<br>slips through her overeager, <br>under-precise arm hold,<br>clattering down steps: <br>Clang, <br>clang, <br>clang, <br>clunk.<br><br>Giggles and blow drying resume.<br>Doorbell rings; <br>a mom to pick up her stylist in training.<br>My own child emerges with<br>a glowy face and a crown of ringlets, <br>alive with volume, bounce, and shine.<br><br>I marvel at them, at their co-creation. <br>Until, that is, I need my Dyson back,<br>and I descend to the makeshift salon<br>to find curly chaos unleashed and unmitigated.<br><br>Which, luckily for the household teen,<br>I found after she left for the bus<br>and her Good Hair Day class portrait.<br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cProduct,\u201d on emergent curl task forces, written Wednesday, September 16, 2026 poem 259 in a series of 365 poems written by Diana Ludwick in 2026. 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