{"id":396,"date":"2026-02-05T19:50:31","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T19:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=396"},"modified":"2026-02-05T19:50:31","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T19:50:31","slug":"whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"Whatever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">The deep sigh <br>overwhelms the kitchen <br>like a detonated bomb<br>progressing into a huff <br>that demands attention<br><br>I slide my eyes sideways to see<br>what aggrieves her this time<br><br><em>You\u2019re using my burner! <\/em><br>She scoffs<br><br>I glimpse the disputed induction <br>ring near my gathered ingredients <br>and with feigned composure<br>drawn from a dwindling reserve <br>I share my rationale:<br><br>You\u2019ll notice that I had<br>my mise en place prepared <br>next to the front left<br>to give you extra space <br>and more heating power<br>on the right of the stove<br>I reply.<br><br>She doubles down<br>in lieu of logic<br><em>I need that one! <\/em><br><br>So, there are four others<br>to choose from<br>I gave you space to pick\u2014<br><br><em>Ugh WHATEVER! <\/em><br>She turns and leaves<br><br>In her wake<br>a forlorn a Pyrex cup <br>of broken eggs<br>and a clattered fork <br>on the bench.<br><br>In the uneasy silence <br>I return my presence to<br>this morning moment<br>my last chance<br>at peace <br>before a hectic day<br><br>I heat a one quart pan<br>pour in A-2 milk from US farms<br>sprinkle in rolled quinoa from Bolivia<br>and pink Himalayan salt <br>and a palmful of golden <br>California raisins <br>(no thick-rimmed shades detected) <br>then close my eyes<br><br>Deep breath in<br>1 2 3 4 5 6<br>Hold<br>1 2 3 4 5 6<br>Exhale<br>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.<br><br>My porridge comes to a boil<br>I scoop hot lava into a shallow bowl<br>Scatter the top <br>with plump chunks of translucent <br>Naval orange from Florida<br>and flakey sea salt from Maldon<br>and pats of butter from Ireland<br>to balance the glycemic load<br>and let's be honest<br>to make this pale gruel tasty.<br><br>Burner\u2019s ready, love! Pick your favorite!<br>I call up to her.<br><br><em>WHATEVER!! <\/em><br>She shouts back.<br><br>With pressed lips<br>I sit and inhale the fragrance <br>of saline and citrus <br>revived grapes and molten fat<br><br>The first spoonful warms <br>my quiet throat like a hug<br><br>The squish and pop <br>of juice vesicles explode <br>like miniature fireworks<br>bringing cheer and<br>the winter sun <br>creeps up my shoulder<br><br>Our home thrums with <br>heat pump ambient rhythm<br><br>I could be disgruntled <br>with my child from Maryland<br>But the mother duck in me<br>engages my waterproof feathers<br>to repel teen zings<br>down and off my frame<br>like drops of chilly water<br><br>Because <br>in this micro melee<br>I too choose<br><em>Whatever.<\/em><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhatever,\u201d written February 5, 2026, poem 036 in a series of 365 poems written by Diana Ludwick in 2026. Photo: &#8220;Two Cracked Eggs in Pyrex,&#8221; by Diana Ludwick (c) 2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":397,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2026-poetry-challenge","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":404,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dianaludwick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}