2026 Poetry Challenge - Corporate - Humor - Poems - Pun-y / Tongue-in-Cheek - Unserious

Scale

"But does it scale?"
A Boardroom favorite.
The killer of all blue sky
brainstorming pods.

Can a solution, X solves for Y,
be repeated with high fidelity
at a volume high enough
to beget sustained ROI?

Feeling behind on my writing,
I now ask myself, pointedly:
Creativity — Can It Scale?

I have never heard of a
corporate poet in residence.
In a land of outcome over output:
Can I produce genuine poems
at enterprise levels?

Acts of art made efficiently;
streamlined, in high volume.
And under deadline, no less.
All without sacrificing wit,
wisdom or wackiness?

It's a matter of metrics.
For a poetic performance review:
How to measure a musing?
Who determines success?
When do I know, did I scale,
or fail?

Perhaps pentameters
don't perform well when
pressure-tested
and process-mapped.
For this fiscal quarter,
I'll stick to the slow roads.



Poet, writer, photographer and slightly distracted day-dreamer who muses on (gestures at everything) from the petty to the profound. On a semi-serious, fully earnest search for meaning in the mayhem. Perimenopausal, melanin-deprived, irony-enhanced recovering perfectionist Type A+ millennial woman. She balances the ever-continuing quest to Know Better/Do Better, with the distinct ego-death of parenting a smart, full-throated child who was raised to know the power of her voice. Mothering a teen means catching a side-eye in almost every interaction. Diana navigates the minutiae of everyday life through seeking the magical in the mundane. Follow along and laugh with her as the world flames out!

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