2026 Poetry Challenge - Dry Humor - Generational - Poems - Short-form Musings

PII ROI

She learned through peers and social media 
that birthdays are profitable.
That by giving a bit of PII to retailers,
she could convert free text fields into dollars.
Birth dates into scoops of ice cream,
bags of chips, buckets of soda.

And she found this to be an epic bargain.
So she added her name,
her day of joining the planet,
her postal zip to a dozen forms.

Those bits and bytes
of her identity whooshed off into the cloud
— and unseen overlords,
who to-date have proven
so trustworthy of the consumer’s welfare.

Later, in the afternoon,
once all her incoming celebration emails
had hit her account,
she convinced her Dad
to drive her around town,
to cash in on her work.

She collected mint chocolate chip
and hibiscus limeade
and hot tortilla chips
and free guacamole.
She grabbed a dollar off a decaf latte
and 10% off plastic toys
at the local big box store.

And she felt victorious,
glorious, smart and savvy.
And I wonder,
what did she trade away,
with all her data?

For the hard serve
has been metabolized,
the drink cup recycled,
the chip bag discarded,
the plastic toy forgotten.

But her identity?
That, however,
will live on in others' hands forever.

Poet, writer, photographer and slightly distracted day-dreamer who muses on (gestures at everything) from the petty to the profound. On a semi-serious, fully earnest search for meaning in the mayhem. Perimenopausal, melanin-deprived, irony-enhanced recovering perfectionist Type A+ millennial woman. She balances the ever-continuing quest to Know Better/Do Better, with the distinct ego-death of parenting a smart, full-throated child who was raised to know the power of her voice. Mothering a teen means catching a side-eye in almost every interaction. Diana navigates the minutiae of everyday life through seeking the magical in the mundane. Follow along and laugh with her as the world flames out!

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