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Grill

September slinks forward before I’m ready.
The end of summer evades detection.
It pressurizes slowly, gaining pace
only in the waning days of August,
which brings its will-stopping miasma
of code orange soupy drenched air
into the coming calendar sheet.

A magma-hot smoked sausage link,
the month that steamrolls autumn into our lives
rolls toward my unguarded belly.
Threatening to go aerial,
the new month is a taut tube steak,
its smooth-with-steam exterior
cartwheeling over the char-singed grate,
aiming to escape the swim club’s gas Weber.

September brings darker mornings,
and with it, earlier evenings,
more hectic social calendars,
and the promise of some form of explosion:
emotional, social, mental, physical.

I am in denial;
I close my eyes.
"Wake me up When September ends,"
I say, summoning my best Billy Joe Armstrong.

Poet, writer, photographer and slightly distracted day-dreamer who muses on (gestures at everything) from the petty to the profound. On a semi-serious, fully earnest search for meaning in the mayhem. Perimenopausal, melanin-deprived, irony-enhanced recovering perfectionist Type A+ millennial woman. She balances the ever-continuing quest to Know Better/Do Better, with the distinct ego-death of parenting a smart, full-throated child who was raised to know the power of her voice. Mothering a teen means catching a side-eye in almost every interaction. Diana navigates the minutiae of everyday life through seeking the magical in the mundane. Follow along and laugh with her as the world flames out!

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