2026 Poetry Challenge - Dry Humor - Faux Lament - Generational - Generational - Humor - Of Place - Poems - Unserious

Product

"Are you afraid of volume?" 
Her friend barrels through the front door,
an armload of products and corded devices
precariously teetering in her slender limbs.

My daughter is a statue,
with frozen appendages
yet darting eyes,
shifting to seek a right answer.

"Let's get you CURLY!
"Bring me to your bathroom!"
The pal's commanding voice makes me think to comply, too.
I peer my head over the second floor landing;
see one wet head and one curly head turn for the hall bath.

I put together, slowly,
that this play date has a chief purpose:
to prepare my teen
for tomorrow's class picture day.

For more than the length of a Hollywood movie,
I hear a duet of voices enunciating loudly
over the shrill of a roaring Dyson.

There is laughter and chastising;
"Does your mom own mousse?"
And: "Can you go grab her styling tool?"
And then:
"WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PRODUCT!"

My headstrong daughter is abnormally compliant.
She soaks in the advice and the critiques
and the Curly Girl techniques as if sacred texts,
as if her brain itself is a thirsty follicle wanting for pomade.

As if her mother
does not have life-long curls
as if she did not inherit
those Splash-worthy ringlets
from somewhere close to home.

I hear her scaling the stairs
I duck into my office; unseen, as always.
Entering my bedroom boldy, freely.
She riffles about as if her own stockroom,
and after two minutes of searching and looting,
she hustles out again.

I peek after her;
she dashes down the stairs.
As she scampers down,
a bottle of Oribe Eternal Curls polish
slips through her overeager,
under-precise arm hold,
clattering down steps:
Clang,
clang,
clang,
clunk.

Giggles and blow drying resume.
Doorbell rings;
a mom to pick up her stylist in training.
My own child emerges with
a glowy face and a crown of ringlets,
alive with volume, bounce, and shine.

I marvel at them, at their co-creation.
Until, that is, I need my Dyson back,
and I descend to the makeshift salon
to find curly chaos unleashed and unmitigated.

Which, luckily for the household teen,
I found after she left for the bus
and her Good Hair Day class portrait.

Poet, writer, photographer and slightly distracted day-dreamer who muses on (gestures at everything) from the petty to the profound. On a semi-serious, fully earnest search for meaning in the mayhem. Perimenopausal, melanin-deprived, irony-enhanced recovering perfectionist Type A+ millennial woman. She balances the ever-continuing quest to Know Better/Do Better, with the distinct ego-death of parenting a smart, full-throated child who was raised to know the power of her voice. Mothering a teen means catching a side-eye in almost every interaction. Diana navigates the minutiae of everyday life through seeking the magical in the mundane. Follow along and laugh with her as the world flames out!

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