2026 Poetry Challenge - Dry Humor - Poems - Short-form Musings - Unserious

Macaw

The Scarlet Macaw sways above me
its dramatic shadow catches my eye.
Eyes, in turn, are all on this festive bird,
mine, and larger-than-life ones
that stare out, unblinkingly.

I'm not quite sure what I stumbled into
off the streets of Washington, D.C.,
but I know that the scents wafting
from the tables that surround me
are making me hungry.

"We can't seat you until 8:30 —
Unless you sit on the Patio."
It's just past six, so we nod,
"Yes, yes, please,"
and wait for our server to
guide us through the busy venue.

The restaurant is a riot
of colors, shapes, textures, as if
Main Character Energy was a place.
Suede-covered menus,
velvet swivel stools,
brass bands,
checker-striped wicker benches.

We take our seats,
already lost in the wilderness
of this restaurateur's creation.
They had us at the scarlet macaws.
Anything yet to come
will be the Chamoy on top.

Poet, writer, photographer and slightly distracted day-dreamer who muses on (gestures at everything) from the petty to the profound. On a semi-serious, fully earnest search for meaning in the mayhem. Perimenopausal, melanin-deprived, irony-enhanced recovering perfectionist Type A+ millennial woman. She balances the ever-continuing quest to Know Better/Do Better, with the distinct ego-death of parenting a smart, full-throated child who was raised to know the power of her voice. Mothering a teen means catching a side-eye in almost every interaction. Diana navigates the minutiae of everyday life through seeking the magical in the mundane. Follow along and laugh with her as the world flames out!

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